tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on
I did that mowing the lawn once.. I was out there for three hours and found out I’d never turned the blades on
people always talk about friends with benefits as in sex friends but what about friends you can just cuddle with for hours and your entire relationship is cuddles rather than sex. THAT is a friend with benefits.
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]